Krissy: At age 46, you will become the target of a grand plot to overthrow the government of Ecuador, and be killed.
Suhweeeeet.
To predict your death click here. Then tell me what it is, either on your blog or in the comments. I’d love to know how you’ll cack it!


Tina said,
May 26, 2006 @ 12:12 pm
Tina: At age 99, a tiger will maul you. Don’t ask why, but you will be in a Burmese jungle.
T.M. said,
May 26, 2006 @ 2:31 pm
Andy: At age 82, a tiger will maul you. Don’t ask why, but you will be in a Burmese jungle.
What a coincidence!
See you there Tina.
yahpetrescue said,
May 26, 2006 @ 3:46 pm
Dawn: At age 67, you will take a near lethal dose of mescaline, wander the desert for six months, and eventually be eaten by coyotes.
Mermaidgrrrl said,
May 28, 2006 @ 12:10 am
Mermaidgrrrl: At age 67, you will be hunted by a strange apparition resembling Andy Griffith, and subsequently commit suicide after the stress proves to be too much.
I’d much rather have the mescaline and coyotes.
Cotton-Pickin’ Days » Blog Archive » Death Predictor said,
June 5, 2006 @ 8:45 am
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Cotton-Pickin’ Days » Blog Archive » Death Predictor said,
June 5, 2006 @ 8:45 am
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Hsien Lei said,
June 5, 2006 @ 8:49 am
I posted mine and wrote up a more accurate version.
Mom said,
June 5, 2006 @ 11:47 am
Virginia: At age 98, you will be gunned down in the street after enacting a bill that grants the WTO even more power.
Holy Shit Batman….I must really suffer brain damage in my later years!!!!
Leland said,
July 17, 2007 @ 3:15 pm
A statue is going to fall on top of me while I give my acceptance speech for Governor.
It’s different every time. I’ve seen the site before, it also told me I would die after having to listen to Britney Spears for too long, and that the chimpanzees would kill me when they took over the planet.
Bonnie Anson said,
February 18, 2009 @ 2:00 pm
I’ve never been to jail, juvy, or prison and I’m completely surprised by my way of DEATH… I die at age 24 by being shanked in prison, becoming fatally wounded. Right now I only have 6 years and 3 months to enjoy life.